Sometimes, I wish I could touch a button

[ylarivera]

Sometimes, I wish I could touch a button
on the back of my head,
and become four-foot-five
and be really skinny,
and elastic and flexible;

I wanna be able to kick my legs up
and touch my forehead;

then I could dance.
I’d dance out in public and not be embarrassed
about the way I look,
because I wouldn’t look awkward and weird,

I’d be looking fucking good.

[trejo]

Dwarves aren't sexy, bro.

[ylarivera]

but if I were a dwarf, I'd be.

[renaissancejones]

embrace the awkwardness, Riverbed.
flaunt the weirdness like brand new boobs!