6 chambers

[fdostoev]

shot one
and you're thrown into this world like a midget nightmare

shot two
and you knock up some marginal cunt

shot three
and you spend the next forty years talking to your hands

shot four
and you fall down the stairs while eating a hot-dog

shot five
your kids toss you in a retirement home

shot six
d-day
you've saved up enough oxycontin
to tiptoe into hell
on your own terms.

[renaissancejones]

ha! who can save up oxy!?

[aids69]

wu-tang?

[fdostoev]

personally, i wouldn't have the will power to stash them,

[renaissancejones]

there are only 2 types. You either eat all of your candy when you get home on halloween, or you eat little portions all year until it's time to trick-or-treat again. i ate all mine on the way home.

[ylarivera]

i remove the coating, smash them up, cook in water, and shootup!